One a Day

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, just make sure you have it on hand to throw at the doctor.

A hug a day keeps the psychiatrist away.

A coffee a day keeps the dreariness away.

A cigarette a day keeps your health far, far, far away.

An onion a day keeps everyone away.

A dollar a day keeps the bully away.

A laugh a day keeps the heart trouble away(scientifically proven).

A prayer a day keeps the devil at bay.