Weird and cool stuff

A shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Horses can't vomit.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.
She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

Ace

I surprised at how much I like the Ace Troubleshooter cd I got. It has meaningful lyrics and a great sound. The only reason I can think of for their lack of popularity is that they must not have gone on any long tours and they didn't have a famous label. However, they were very talented and no matter how much I'm glad that John Warne joined Relient K, I wish the band was stil in existence.

A Bug

I took some pictures of a weird bug on our glass door.

Graduation

I went to James' graduation party last Sunday and it was awesome to see some old friends again. Some couldn't make it, so I was sad, but it was wonderful to see all that did come. I had an awesome time; just wish I could've stayed longer cause' it looks like the majority of the fun was after I left!!!

Perfection

Can we, as humans, be perfect? It's a thought to think about. The bible says that All have sinned and come short of God's glory, so we know we will never achieve this, neither will anyone in the future. However, Jesus, fully God and fully man, did it perfectly. Tempted in ever way but yet did not fall to a sinful nature like we do. He did not have Adam's curse because He was fully God, but was born of a woman's seed and maintained physical punity to be fully man. What an example. We must strive for perfection even though it is impossible. Not because we think we can do it, in fact we can not even keep from falling for one hour at a time, but because we want to please God and live for His glory because we love Him, not just for love, but because He loved us first!!! And there is no better reason because in spite our imperfection He loved us as His creations. He loved us.

The Road

By Micah Lang

It was a time that I looked down on all the unsaved lost
I felt that as a Christian I was better for the cross

I stayed away from those who sinned except when I’d reprove
I’d always stay in the same place, while tell others to move

I have to say that I was always such a hypocrite
I never spoke to men in love, not once a little bit

After all, it was I who knew the wrong from right
I puffed myself up with my pride and looked good in my sight

But it was once that I was walking down an old, dirt road
And like Paul, a bright light threw me down cause’ of a great load

I looked up in fear to the glory of my Lord and King
I thought that I’d feel glad, but I couldn’t feel a thing

His eyes were filled with tears and I didn’t know why
I asked Him ‘why’ and He just looked at me as if He’d die

He shook His head with sadness I had seen right from the start
I started to cry when He told me, “You’re breaking my heart.”

“How could you,” He said, “never know the fullness of my grace?
Can’t you see it in my eyes, my hands, my feet, my face?”

I replied that I had known this and I was faithful
How could He ever even think that I was not grateful?

He told me that if I knew His love was so very real
Then I’d treat others with that love because of how I feel

I dropped my head as tears filled my eyes consumed by my grief
I saw that what I was, was nothing but a lieing thief

I looked up to His eyes, those eyes so filled with worry
My eyes filled up with tears and I said to him, “I’m sorry.”

Within a moment, I was alone and the light was gone
I climbed up from knees for I was no more undone

I smiled to my new changed self, I knew the love of Him
I would now show the light and love that Satan could not dim

Jesus’ love inside was like a cup that holds the sea
Cause Jesus loved the least of these, yes, loved even me

Ignorance

How can Ignorance be bliss? If you are ignorant of things around you, then you are not knowledgable of them, and then you decide that they aren't even real, or exist. Sometimes people claim ignorance of things they can't understand; some more important than others. Such as, if we dismiss things that have no importance then we losing nothing of importance, but if we dismiss God just because we don't understand Him and cling to ignorance, then in the end we will not experience bliss. Just the opposite, except we won't understand why. We will not know why we suffer, but it was because we chose not to. Such a fate. How can Ignorance be bliss?

over thinking

Most of the time, I don't even know what I was thinking of most of the time I was thinking, because I'm thinking about what I was thinking some other time, so I'm not really thinking at all, I'm just thinking about it. If you think you know what I'm talking about, then what are you thinking??? I think this is psycho-babble, what do you think?

Lexophiles!!!

> Subject: FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES ( LOVERS OF WORDS )
>
> 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
>
> 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
>
> 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
>
> 4. A backward poet writes inverse.
>
> 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count
> that votes.
>
> 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
>
> 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>
> 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
>
> 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
>
> 10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat
> minor.
>
> 11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
>
> 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
>
> 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
> Blownapart.
>
> 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
>
> 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
>
> 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
>
> 17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
>
> 18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
>
> 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>
> 20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
>
> 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
>
> 22. The dwarf fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.
>
> 23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

> 24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
>
> 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
>
> 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd
> dye.
>
> 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
>
> 28. Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.
>
> 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
>
> 30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is b-negative.

Shotgun wedding: wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality
comes from morons?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Alarms: What an octopus is.

Crick:: The sound that a Japanese camera makes.

Dockyard: A physician's garden.

Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston .

Pasteurize: Too far to see.

Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.

A geetar (my own creation)

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