A shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Horses can't vomit.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.
She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Ace
I surprised at how much I like the Ace Troubleshooter cd I got. It has meaningful lyrics and a great sound. The only reason I can think of for their lack of popularity is that they must not have gone on any long tours and they didn't have a famous label. However, they were very talented and no matter how much I'm glad that John Warne joined Relient K, I wish the band was stil in existence.
Friday, June 22, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Graduation
I went to James' graduation party last Sunday and it was awesome to see some old friends again. Some couldn't make it, so I was sad, but it was wonderful to see all that did come. I had an awesome time; just wish I could've stayed longer cause' it looks like the majority of the fun was after I left!!!
Friday, June 15, 2007
Perfection
Can we, as humans, be perfect? It's a thought to think about. The bible says that All have sinned and come short of God's glory, so we know we will never achieve this, neither will anyone in the future. However, Jesus, fully God and fully man, did it perfectly. Tempted in ever way but yet did not fall to a sinful nature like we do. He did not have Adam's curse because He was fully God, but was born of a woman's seed and maintained physical punity to be fully man. What an example. We must strive for perfection even though it is impossible. Not because we think we can do it, in fact we can not even keep from falling for one hour at a time, but because we want to please God and live for His glory because we love Him, not just for love, but because He loved us first!!! And there is no better reason because in spite our imperfection He loved us as His creations. He loved us.
Monday, June 11, 2007
The Road
By Micah Lang
It was a time that I looked down on all the unsaved lost
I felt that as a Christian I was better for the cross
I stayed away from those who sinned except when I’d reprove
I’d always stay in the same place, while tell others to move
I have to say that I was always such a hypocrite
I never spoke to men in love, not once a little bit
After all, it was I who knew the wrong from right
I puffed myself up with my pride and looked good in my sight
But it was once that I was walking down an old, dirt road
And like Paul, a bright light threw me down cause’ of a great load
I looked up in fear to the glory of my Lord and King
I thought that I’d feel glad, but I couldn’t feel a thing
His eyes were filled with tears and I didn’t know why
I asked Him ‘why’ and He just looked at me as if He’d die
He shook His head with sadness I had seen right from the start
I started to cry when He told me, “You’re breaking my heart.”
“How could you,” He said, “never know the fullness of my grace?
Can’t you see it in my eyes, my hands, my feet, my face?”
I replied that I had known this and I was faithful
How could He ever even think that I was not grateful?
He told me that if I knew His love was so very real
Then I’d treat others with that love because of how I feel
I dropped my head as tears filled my eyes consumed by my grief
I saw that what I was, was nothing but a lieing thief
I looked up to His eyes, those eyes so filled with worry
My eyes filled up with tears and I said to him, “I’m sorry.”
Within a moment, I was alone and the light was gone
I climbed up from knees for I was no more undone
I smiled to my new changed self, I knew the love of Him
I would now show the light and love that Satan could not dim
Jesus’ love inside was like a cup that holds the sea
Cause Jesus loved the least of these, yes, loved even me
I felt that as a Christian I was better for the cross
I stayed away from those who sinned except when I’d reprove
I’d always stay in the same place, while tell others to move
I have to say that I was always such a hypocrite
I never spoke to men in love, not once a little bit
After all, it was I who knew the wrong from right
I puffed myself up with my pride and looked good in my sight
But it was once that I was walking down an old, dirt road
And like Paul, a bright light threw me down cause’ of a great load
I looked up in fear to the glory of my Lord and King
I thought that I’d feel glad, but I couldn’t feel a thing
His eyes were filled with tears and I didn’t know why
I asked Him ‘why’ and He just looked at me as if He’d die
He shook His head with sadness I had seen right from the start
I started to cry when He told me, “You’re breaking my heart.”
“How could you,” He said, “never know the fullness of my grace?
Can’t you see it in my eyes, my hands, my feet, my face?”
I replied that I had known this and I was faithful
How could He ever even think that I was not grateful?
He told me that if I knew His love was so very real
Then I’d treat others with that love because of how I feel
I dropped my head as tears filled my eyes consumed by my grief
I saw that what I was, was nothing but a lieing thief
I looked up to His eyes, those eyes so filled with worry
My eyes filled up with tears and I said to him, “I’m sorry.”
Within a moment, I was alone and the light was gone
I climbed up from knees for I was no more undone
I smiled to my new changed self, I knew the love of Him
I would now show the light and love that Satan could not dim
Jesus’ love inside was like a cup that holds the sea
Cause Jesus loved the least of these, yes, loved even me
Friday, June 8, 2007
Ignorance
How can Ignorance be bliss? If you are ignorant of things around you, then you are not knowledgable of them, and then you decide that they aren't even real, or exist. Sometimes people claim ignorance of things they can't understand; some more important than others. Such as, if we dismiss things that have no importance then we losing nothing of importance, but if we dismiss God just because we don't understand Him and cling to ignorance, then in the end we will not experience bliss. Just the opposite, except we won't understand why. We will not know why we suffer, but it was because we chose not to. Such a fate. How can Ignorance be bliss?
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